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18 November 2015 @ 03:08 pm
Haha I"m still whining about this.Collapse )

When I'm not being entirely bitchy I'm watching Gotham *spoilers*

because it got super gay all of a sudden and decided to ship the riddler and the penguin and put all the tropes in one episode and there was undressing and sharing jimjams (flannel ones) and hurt comfort (both physical and emotional) and some mild agressive knife play and singing and now they're murder boyfriends, which apparently I'm a slut for no matter what the pairing.

Someone needs to make Breckin Meyer a murderer and get him a murder boyfriend, because that'd be perf.

Also, SVU is on tonight and it looks to have some prime Barisi. Also Huang is back! (but his hair is kind of tragic again)

Also also, Z Nation continues to be everything that Walking Dead tries to be, but in a more compact, way less boring, package.
12 November 2015 @ 12:39 pm
I don"t know if this has to do with the insularity of the asexual community or whatCollapse )

In other news I'm entirely convinced that s5 of F&B would have been a Homeward Bound AU.
07 November 2015 @ 05:18 am
crossposting from tumblr.

So apparently it was “Love Your Lawyer Day” today... err yesterday.

It’s always on the first Friday of November and it’s “a day for the public to celebrate lawyers and express their gratitude to them for their affirmative contributions to the public good and the administration of justice” and a day when lawyers everywhere are encouraged to “help promote a positive and more respected image of lawyers and their contributions to society” by “providing pro bono legal services to their communities and supporting charitable causes that promote the administration of justice”.

Would Peter and Jared not have loved the shit out of this holiday? And would have totally made everyone in the office celebrate it, no?

Also, (I swear we must have discussed this at some point, but I don't remember) but Scott Bakula would have definitely played Peter's father if he ever showed up, right? Approx the same age as Jane Seymour, probably looked like a (I assume cheap beer drinking) construction worker in the late 70's, would have been a classic get for the show... yes, it would have been entirely perfect and so what they would have done.

Also also, is it weird that Jared never really brings up Peter's dad? Like Peter sometimes mentions what an ass Leonard is, but Jared never really brings it up, even when he has the chance to become Peter's step-father (man, that's a weird thing to write). Peter and Colleen talk about Peter's father, but I wonder if it's like a really off limits subject for Jared to bring up (or maybe he just never really knew Peter's dad?). Like we know Peter's dad left at some point, but maybe he was like still around without being, you know, around? Like maybe he had checked out before he really left left (because it seems like with another parent in the picture Colleen wouldn't have been sending Peter to school with a whole sleeve of oreos?), but Peter still had ideas about his dad being kinda awesome? Like maybe his dad made up that he had to be somewhere cool and that's why he wasn't around, but every once in a while he'd show up and bring Peter something and maybe it took Peter a long time to realize that his dad was a total jerk who abandoned him and Colleen. Like maybe his dad was the kind to show up to a birthday party and think it was Peter's 10th when it was his 13th and always call him Petey even though Peter always told him he hated that and was still around town but not around Peter and could be bothered to put up drywall in Peter's bf's fancy high school but couldn't be bothered to come and see Peter score the winning touchdown at his own high school. Idk.

Who do we think would have played Jared's mom? She was only 20 when she had him, so someone born in the 1956/58 range. Andie MacDowell? Bo Derek? Rita Wilson?
31 October 2015 @ 11:55 pm
Did some super spooky Halloween decorations for a grand total of zero trick or treat-ers. Also it rained. *sigh*

I was in Florida for a week, ostensibly on some sort of vaycay, but we also delivered stuff and basically just drove the entire outer perimeter of FL and only got in the water once and it was cold and we tried to fish, but apparently no fish live in FL anymore, so whatever. customer whiningCollapse ) But we did find a few art shows that might be worthwhile.

So Damien always refers to Peter and Jared as The Bash and Franklin. Does he mean it as, like, The Bash and Franklin (as tho they're one thing) or like The Bash and Franklin (as tho he's referring to Peter as The Bash)? And if it's the second one did he pick it up from Peter calling himself The Bash or did Peter pick it up from him?
16 October 2015 @ 03:02 pm
I cannot with the with sadness it brings me to watch Breckin promote MPG's new show by saying that people wanted to watch just Bash.

Oh, now he's retweeted to MPG about always being the Franklin to MPG's Bash and wrote back 'new phone who's this?'.

Someone go save Breckin.
15 October 2015 @ 05:55 am
'Don't force people who don't experience sexual attraction to id as asexual if they don't want to' seems like a really innocuous statement, but it just feels like a slap in the face, you know? Whatever. (like I was going to be like 'idk why this bothers me' but... I know why)


I am totally enamored with the idea of Jared feeding Peter. Like having to actually, physically feed him. And Peter being huffy and embarrassed about it (because Jared's probably being a goof about it), but then they both really like it, like, like it like it, and, like even after Jared doesn't have to anymore, they do it in public, like casually, like Jared will just hold up a forkful of food and Peter will eat it and it's like at their desks or whatever having lunch and talking and going over files or something and omg I'm dying over this.

(god, I don't want to go too far into the feeder kink abyss, but Peter kinda sorta having food issues and being sometimes weird about health food... nobody look at me)

To be fair, I am also totally into the rest of the tumblr otppromt that brought this on with Jared cooking for Peter and Peter teaching Jared how to cook (omg, standing behind Jared and telling him exactly what to do?) and Jared giving casual friends helping friends hand jobs.

I assume Peter hurt his hands in a fireworks incident. And it was totally Jared's fault. (it was actually Dan's fault) And whenever Jared doesn't want to do something for Peter Peter whines about how it was totally Jared's fault that he'll never be able to play guitar again. And then Jared rolls his eyes because Peter's hands are only slightly singed and he's actually probably totally fine in a couple of days but then Jared does whatever anyway and Peter milks it for all it's worth. (and it's worth a lot in the office with pretty secretaries and lawyers coming over to coo at him for being hurt.) (Damien meanwhile makes an off color joke about Peter hands. Anita tsks at him about it. He didn't know she was standing there.)

(I so vary rarely think about writing porn-y stuff for Peter and Jared, it's always emo tragicness, but, damn... Jared having to help Peter off with his pants and by the time all the wriggling and fumbling is done Peter's pantsless and hard and Jared, like, casually asks if Peter wants a hand and Peter's like 'dude... no.' like it's oh so totally bizarre that Jared would ask, and Jared's like 'whatever it'll be just like the time at Jenny Erstien's Bat Mitzvah.' and Peter's like 'ergh, don't remind me.' but he totally gets harder.)
07 October 2015 @ 06:27 am
Hair designs so far.
Finally figured out a way (like piping icing on a cake) to do it easier, so I should be able to get more intricate designs.

Eventually I want to shear my whole head and do a full scalp design, like flowers or some shit. I think it's the new wave of hair design. (I'll probably do it in dec or jan, after our last show for a while)

I'm far too emotional right now to be watching Franklin and Bash. (and so way too emotional to be thinking about them being bffs as kids and then not meeting again until law school and Jared always being in love with Peter and Peter falling in love with Jared and it basically ruining his plans for his perfect life but it being okay because it's Jared...) And we're getting close to the final episode and I'm not dealing with it well at all.

I watched the latest ep of SVU and Raul Esparza wasn't even in it. I have nothing against Robert Sean Leonard, but still. I need Barisi every week, and that doesn't happen unless you have both Carisi and Barba. But this week I think they go to a jail together.

That monolith/dimensional portal business on AoS was so stressful.

Zak's mother runs an antique shop and made Zak antique with her when he was younger and I think that might explain some stuff.
04 October 2015 @ 04:33 am
asexual tumblr whiningCollapse )

Someone on tumblr wrote a whole thing about how Zak from Ghost Adventures has been acting really off since Nick left and then they tagged it that their post shouldn't be used for shipping purposes and I'm like omg, people and their pearl clutching over rps, even though it's entirely clear that Zak had some kind of thing* going on with Nick that got derailed when Nick went all family man (because, yo, you don't tweet that your friends baby creeps you out because it's like a doll and you're freaked out over dolls... that's, like, another level) and he tried to replace him with Billy and it hasn't worked out.

*(like I don't know if anything actually happened (because I think Zak's got issues with more than just ghosts iykwim) but there's a vibe, you know? and I think it got to the point that Nick wasn't willing to put up with whatever Zak was laying down.)

Beyond that I've been having hellacious sneezing fits, like I'd wake up and sneeze, or go outside and sneeze, or it'd look like it was going to rain and I'd sneeze, or I'd get out of the car and go into a store and sneeze, or the wind would start and I'd sneeze, or I'd lay down somewhere and sneeze, or I'd get stressed/anxious about something and I'd sneeze. Like 15 mins at a time and my nose would go and it was awful. Like I'm used to having weather body, but this was getting to where I'd start coughing too and couldn't breathe and my ears and stuff would itch and ergh. So I finally broke down and bought some allergy pills and I've only taken two so far but I've only sneezed like five times in the last day and a half and they weren't in a row. Yay.

I was watching s4ep6 of F&B and they got to the part where Stanton and Damien were talking about Damien's demands for coming back and Stanton said that he wanted to Damien to have the firm after he was gone and I had to legit stop the episode and cry for a min.
28 September 2015 @ 03:37 am
I was on a week long delivery trip.

I missed the finale of Zoo, but I'm assuming that no one got mauled or anything.

I missed the last three eps of Fear The Walking Dead, but caught up on them tonight thinking that they'd be more interesting when watched all at once. They were't.

I missed the last two eps of Z Nation and have not yet caught up on them, but I assume things actually happened.

Heroes is back, in Reborn form, and I may be interested in it, despite the lack of Sylar.

I saw the first episode of Minority Report and thought it was interesting, but the previews for the rest of the season sort of dampen my interest because of the other two precogs, so idk. (also wilmer valderama and weird boob window outfits)

I guess I missed the first ep of season 2 of Gotham, but I'm not sure if I care.

Ditto on Scream Queens. Do I even want to watch that?

Also Doctor Who is apparently back? I missed all the memos about it and I don't really care.

I missed the 2 hour season opener of L&O SVU, which meant I missed a bunch of prime barisi, so I'll have to watch that at some point.

Agents of Shield and Sleepy Hollow are both back this week and I feel obligated to watch even though I sort of faded out at the end of both of their seasons, but we'll see.

On this week's episode of Ghost Adventures Zak got scared by a cow. (he also left Jay alone in the dark for like 25 mins without going and getting him and people are acting like it's not something that he's pulled before on both Aaron and Nick, but, like, he totally has)

I feel like there's other stuff I should be watching but am not. Like a fifth season of Franklin and Bash. *sobs forever*